 |
Name: Harry Vickers (Captain) |
Tour Number: 4 |
| Nickname: The Big V |
Position: Lock |
| Previous School: Kings House |
| How he sees himself: Senior Prefect |
How the world sees him: Senior
Prefect
|
| Voted most likely to... ...become
Senior Prefect |
|
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Name: Ed Colclough (Vice Captain) |
Tour Number: 2 |
| Nickname: Goldie |
Position: Hooker |
| Previous School: Dulwich
College Prep |
| How he sees himself: Too
cool for school and a bit of a ladies' man |
How the world sees him: A
cuddly bear with a bit of an aggressive streak
|
| Voted most likely to... ...tackle
you during a game of touch |
|
 |
Name: Henry Palmer |
Tour Number: 1 |
| Nickname: Pumba |
Position: Prop |
| Previous School: The
Dragon |
| How he sees himself: Swarthy
good looks, a keen sense of timing and an impressive grasp
of the acadmic world |
How the world sees him: Short
and round
|
| Voted most likely to... ...be
late for everything |
|
 |
Name: Toby Crane |
Tour Number: 3 |
| Nickname: The Brain |
Position: Tight Head
Prop |
| Previous School: Elstree |
| How he sees himself: Prine
Charming re-incarnated |
How the world sees him: Clumsy
but deceptively quick for a donkey
|
| Voted most likely to... ...walk
into a lamppost sober |
|
 |
Name: Alastair Monty |
Tour Number: 5 |
| Nickname: The Montysaurus |
Position: Lock |
| Previous School: Wodecote
House |
| How he sees himself: There
can be no praise too high |
How the world sees him: A
massively footed, quietly spoken registered giant
|
| Voted most likely to... ...trip
up when running onto the pitch |
|
 |
Name: John Hawkins |
Tour Number: 6 |
| Nickname: Jan |
Position: Flanker/Lock |
| Previous School: Mount
House |
| How he sees himself: Dangerously
good looking |
How the world sees him: Seriously
narcissistic and always on a date
|
| Voted most likely to... ...break
a few hearts |
|
 |
Name: Roy Anderson |
Tour Number: 7 |
| Nickname: Randai |
Position: Flanker |
| Previous School: Brockhurst |
| How he sees himself: Tall,
blue eyed, brown haired male with GSOH. Call 0778643396
if interested |
How the world sees him: Short,
cross-eyed, greasy haired with fingers like sausages.
If spotted please call 999 asap
|
| Voted most likely to... ...sleep
alone |
|
 |
Name: Edward Daniell |
Tour Number: 8 |
| Nickname: Pugwash |
Position: Number 8 |
| Previous School: Dorset
House |
| How he sees himself: Sporty,
boffinesque and hardcore. God's gift to women |
How the world sees him: A
bit of a wierdo with a foolish grin
|
| Voted most likely to... ...be
found in a tanning shop |
|
 |
Name: Edward Atkin |
Tour Number: 9 |
| Nickname: Eddykins |
Position: Scrum Half |
| Previous School: Ashdown
House |
| How he sees himself: It's
not the size of the dog in the fight that counts but rather
the size of the fight in the dog |
How the world sees him: Short
|
| Voted most likely to... ...style
his hair at half time |
|
 |
Name: Oliver Bishop |
Tour Number: 10 |
| Nickname: Bish/Bosh/Bash/Bang |
Position: Fly half |
| Previous School: Dulwich
College Prep |
| How he sees himself: Responsible
and terribly sporty |
How the world sees him: Reprehensible
and terribly spotty
|
| Voted most likely to... ...get
sin-binned for doing nothing at all |
|
 |
Name: Edward Warlow-Harry |
Tour Number: 11 |
| Nickname: Wobbly |
Position: Centre/Wing |
| Previous School: Dulwich
College Prep |
| How he sees himself: Smooth,
suave and debonair |
How the world sees him: A
discombobulated, unkempt somnambulist
|
| Voted most likely to... ...fall
asleep during a match |
|
 |
Name: James Tate |
Tour Number: 12 |
| Nickname: Tatee |
Position: Centre |
| Previous School: Monkton
Combe |
| How he sees himself: A
level headed and down to earth blond |
How the world sees him: Knee-support
man
|
| Voted most likely to... ...read
educational books on tour |
|
 |
Name: Edward Kilbee |
Tour Number: 13 |
| Nickname: Kilbs |
Position: Utility back |
| Previous School: Dulwich
College Prep |
| How he sees himself: A
well oiled machine |
How the world sees him: Raging
against the machine
|
| Voted most likely to... ...score...
...points! |
|
 |
Name: Robert Williams |
Tour Number: 14 |
| Nickname: Biggles |
Position: Centre/Wing |
| Previous School: Skipper's
Hill |
| How he sees himself: A
bit of a beast |
How the world sees him: A
bit of a beast
|
| Voted most likely to... ...break
something |
|
 |
Name: Henry Simmonds |
Tour Number: 15 |
| Nickname: Simmo |
Position: Centre/Full
Back |
| Previous School: Westbourne |
| How he sees himself: Gangster,
prankster and a player |
How the world sees him: None
of the above
|
| Voted most likely to... ...face
a paternity suit |
|
 |
Name: William Lough |
Tour Number: 16 |
| Nickname: Lockie |
Position: Fly Half |
| Previous School: Ashdown
House |
| How he sees himself: Urbane,
witty, handsome and rather a lot more |
How the world sees him: Long
haired, idiosyncratic and a bit on the small side
|
| Voted most likely to... ...get
asked for ID |
|
 |
Name: Thomas Morton |
Tour Number: 17 |
| Nickname: Morts |
Position: Wing |
| Previous School: Headfort |
| How he sees himself: A
generally superior being and very talented sportsman |
How the world sees him: Irish
(enough said)
|
| Voted most likely to... ...tell
one joke too many |
|
 |
Name: Mark Spolton-Dean |
Tour Number: 18 |
| Nickname: Spolts |
Position: Hooker |
| Previous School: Port
Regis |
| How he sees himself: Together
in oh so many ways |
How the world sees him: By
looking down
|
| Voted most likely to... ...write
a novel on tour |
|
 |
Name: Jack Campbell |
Tour Number: 19 |
| Nickname: Jock |
Position: Flanker |
| Previous School: Elstree |
| How he sees himself: A
cross between Sean Connery and Sean Bean |
How the world sees him: A
cross between Sean the Sheep and Mr Bean
|
| Voted most likely to... ...miss
the plane |
|
 |
Name: Henry Langdon |
Tour Number: 20 |
| Nickname: Langers |
Position: Flanker |
| Previous School: Windlesham
House |
| How he sees himself: Well
hardcore |
How the world sees him: Slightly
scary but we're not sure why
|
| Voted most likely to... ...look
at himself in a mirror |
|
 |
Name: Thomas Durrant-Pritchard |
Tour Number: 21 |
| Nickname: Pritch |
Position: Lock |
| Previous School: Cothill |
| How he sees himself: Tall,
strapping and intelligent |
How the world sees him: Lanky
|
| Voted most likely to... ...get
knocked unconscious on a door frame |
|
 |
Name: William Taylor |
Tour Number: 22 |
| Nickname: Willi-Tee |
Position: Flanker |
| Previous School: Pilgrims |
| How he sees himself: Packed,
stacked and ready for action |
How the world sees him: A
bit of a gimp with a yummy mummy
|
| Voted most likely to... ...pick
a fight and then run away |
|
 |
Name: Charles Mercer |
Tour Number: 23 |
| Nickname: Merce |
Position: Back Row |
| Previous School: Exeter
School |
| How he sees himself: A
naturally talented centre but one that has so far been
ignored |
How the world sees him: The
pace of O'Driscoll and the dash of darcy but the co-ordination
of a Dublin drunk after a night on the Guinness
|
| Voted most likely to... ...give
it plenty of chat but get nowhere |
|
 |
Name: Patrick Robinson |
Tour Number: 24 |
| Nickname: Muttley |
Position: Back Row |
| Previous School: Aldro |
| How he sees himself: Mr
Muscles |
How the world sees him: Mr
Tickles
|
| Voted most likely to... ...ask
a stupid question |
|
 |
Name: Alexander Lawry-White |
Tour Number: 25 |
| Nickname: Twiddles |
Position: Prop |
| Previous School: Prior
Park |
| How he sees himself: A
cool calm casual entertainer who can woo women with his
rock'n'roll fingertips |
How the world sees him: A
dedicated air-guitarist
|
| Voted most likely to... ...waste
his money on overpriced beer and loose women |
|
 |
Name: Alexander Lavarello |
Tour Number: 26 |
| Nickname: Lav/Laz |
Position: Prop |
| Previous School: Westminster
Cathedral Choir School |
| How he sees himself: Qucik
and fit, with good hands and the abilities of an all round
athlete |
How the world sees him: Well,
it has no choice because all else is eclipsed when he
passes by
|
| Voted most likely to... ...require
resuscitation |
|
 |
Name: Chris Lyall |
Tour Number: 27 |
| Nickname: Lilo |
Position: Utility Forward |
| Previous School: Beaudesert
Park |
| How he sees himself: A
man of dash, panache and the grace of a butterfly |
How the world sees him: With
great caution because we don't want to be trodden on
|
| Voted most likely to... ...eat
a whole cow |
|
| |
The Management |
 |
Bill Nicholas |
| Nickname: Poseidon |
Position: Tour Manager. Head Honcho.
God. |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Well, if anything goes wrong
he'll cop it, so everything |
| 2. Backs coach (he's a lifelong
foward so we're looking forward to an expansive game) |
| Voted most likely to... ...go
surfing |
|
 |
Tim Marvin |
| Nickname: Starvin' |
Position: Chief Donkey Trainer |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Anything forward based |
| 2. Food taster |
| Voted most likely to... ...fall
off his horse |
|
 |
Steve
Clayton |
| Nickname: The Big Man |
Position: Backs Co-ordinator |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Translator |
| 2. Making sure nobody sleeps |
| Voted most likely to... ...be
put on Ritilin by the doctor |
|
 |
Simon
Ellis |
| Nickname: The Boy |
Position: Referee Advisor |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Arbitrage and photography |
| 2. Gambling with the tour funds |
| Voted most likely to... ...be
looking for a wife... ...anybody's, he's not fussy |
|
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Tim Hare |
| Nickname: Woody |
Position: Chief Epicurean |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Wine tasting |
| 2. Scrum cap maintainance |
| Voted most likely to... ...fly
first class |
|
 |
Wynn Anderson |
| Nickname: Starlight |
Position: Tour Doctor |
| Responsibilities: |
| 1. Treatment of staff first,
then players |
| 2. Telling stories |
| Voted most likely to... ...dispense
(justice/alcohol/medicine) |
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